Imagine the following statement shouted through a megaphone: “Excuse me! Hello!?! Record Company Execs? Pete Wentz? Decaydance Records? Kara Dioguardi? Anybody!?! Sign. M-lab. They are audio gold. Or no, eff gold. These guys are platinum. Or something even more valuable […]
Chad Johnson Ochocinco is my favorite player. Heck, my favorite person. Last year he went toe-to-toe with the most abrasive man in sports media.
I stumbled across this article on the front page of CNN’s website today. Yes, folks. H1N1. I’m going there. The headline of that article reads, “H1N1: Pandemic was emotional as well as physical.” Uhhh. Yeah. All I could think was, […]
“We’re now 2-0 in a new 14-game season” – Braylon Edwards said in a post-game interview with MNF on ESPN
A week has passed since the fated night October 4, 2008 where approximately five million viewers held their breath as the “champion” Kimbo Slice was felled by the off kilter right-hook of Sean Petruzelli, a punch that was destined to […]
Greetings, all! I have been recruited (well, more Iike I asked Nick) to contribute to The Five, as the resident expert on nothing and everything. Specifically, I am an expert on the random, strange, and bizarre. Armed with nothing but an insurmountable supply of […]
ESPN “Page 2” writer tracks down a linebacker from a women’s football league. That isn’t the joke. I know a lot of women footballers and most are decent. Obviously it’s not like watching the NFL but what I have seen […]
I feel a deep connection to everyone who visits this site – now that this site is down to a dwindling dozen readers. I feel like I know every single one of you because, in all reality, I do. Tomorrow, […]
The AP reports: A 33-year-old Green Bay, Wis. woman stole her daughter’s identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad, according to a criminal complaint filed against the woman. Continue reading article… If only Kip from Napolean Dynamite […]
Yes, it gets even more interesting. For those of you keeping score, last week prior to the Oregon State-Hawaii game, KBVR was told if I showed up in the press box that I would be escorted out by security. Well, […]