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The Beavers are the national champions! – Mike Parker

Ever try to squeeze the square block into the circular hole? It’s tough. Never seems to fit, no matter how hard you push. Number 4 can, with ease. He’s made a habit of it, metaphorically. The times when you think […]

Well, it’s been great. Break out the confetti and kazoos. Bring a clown and some streamers. Put pin the tail on the donkey on one side of the room and Twister on the other. The adult beverages are on me, […]

There are very few times in life when “Karaoke night,” at a bar can go sour. Usually it is crowded with people too drunk to function on any normal plane of reality. That’s fine. No normal, sober, fully-functioning human would […]

Most men do crazy things to secure their man-hood and individuality. They go to strip clubs, watch Ultimate Fighting Competition, binge drink every Thursday night. Others, get in bar fights, drive Hummers or go fishing. Michael Francis Wiley does none […]

On Monday morning, Bill Walsh passed away at his Woodside, California home just outside San Francisco. He had been dubbed “The Genius” for his creative scheme that became known as the West Coast offense. Walsh succumbing to leukemia marks the […]

There are a lot of things that amaze me. The one thing that amazes me the most is how many ways people try to use marijuana in their everyday lives. People tell me that because I don’t smoke it, I […]

The ethical police are going to find me, cuff me, and Rodney King me. Lindsay Schnell will be on my doorstep later today ready to kick me in shin. Or slap me in the face. It’s a tough life being […]

After four years of intense research, observation and analysis, I have come up with a hypothesis (Ron Gray would be so proud): There are times when it sucks to be a sports fan. Whether it’s the pre-game tailgater, the people […]

If there is one thing I know how to do, it’s piss off a large group of people. Being a runner does that to a person. The hours of running alone give you too much time to think about ways […]