The [Five] Sides

Amazing, a few days later and it’s still a hot topic. As long as there are fans with mouths, the talking ensues. Replications of journalistic qualities emerge from every Dick and Jane wearing black and orange. Everyone discusses who and […]

Some people think you should just start writing—no introduction. That is what my college newspaper once told me. Well, phooey to that. Like people aren’t going to know? Yea, I’m the guy who has been here the whole time, you […]

I promise this isn’t what you think. I’m not here to tell you why Ryan Gunderson should take over for Sean Canfield. I’m not that stupid. I’m not asking why Canfield was left in the game after the third, fourth, […]

School is back in session, and it’s time to test your acuity. What do Roger Clemens and I have in common? Answer: We were both approached to have a Cingular commercial. Mine never made it to air. During recording I […]

The [Five] Will be covering Oregon State Gymnastics at the Pac-10 Championships in Seattle, Washington.

The Beavers are the national champions! – Mike Parker

Ever try to squeeze the square block into the circular hole? It’s tough. Never seems to fit, no matter how hard you push. Number 4 can, with ease. He’s made a habit of it, metaphorically. The times when you think […]

Well, it’s been great. Break out the confetti and kazoos. Bring a clown and some streamers. Put pin the tail on the donkey on one side of the room and Twister on the other. The adult beverages are on me, […]