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Everyday Moron (Update 8:53 am, 4/3)

Edit: Chris Henry has now been released by the Bengals who are no longer willing to put up with his off field issues.

Oregon State has Everyday Champions, we now bring you the first installment of The Five’s Everyday Moron. To celebrate the first edition I present you with a professional athlete EM and a collegiate EM.

Collegiate Everyday Moron-

Penn State basketball guard Stanley Pringle. Pringle averaged 21.8 minutes per game for the Nittany Lions scoring 213 points to go along with 72 assists.

Pringle makes our first installment for masturbating in the Penn State library.

From, The Daily Collegian

Police said Pringle, the team’s point guard, sat behind the victim in the stacks section of the library, attempted to start a conversation with the woman and began masturbating. Police have filed charges of public lewdness and disorderly conduct against him in connection to the incident, but Centre County District Judge Jonathan Grine, who is out of the office, was unable to sign the criminal complaint as of 2 p.m. today. Without the signed complaint, Pringle cannot be formally arrested.

Sports Information Director Brian Siegrist confirmed that charges were filed against Pringle yesterday, but denied Pringle’s involvement in the masturbation incident.

Professional Everyday Moron-

Cincinnati Bengal WR Chris Henry has been arrested AGAIN. Henry had been suspended for the first half of last season due to his run-ins with the law. Last week, Henry was in court for being ticketed for driving with expired plates. This week is a little different however.

The Columbus Dispatch reports-

Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chris Henry, 24, has been accused of punching an 18-year-old in the face and breaking his car window with a beer bottle.

Court documents show Henry was charged Wednesday with misdemeanor assault and criminal damaging in the Monday incident in Cincinnati. A warrant has been issued for his arrest.

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