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Goodbye, my friend

I have to say goodbye to a friend today. I’ll miss him. Saying goodbye is tough. No one does it correctly. There are often awkward pauses. Fidgeting. People resort to swapping old stories. Living in the moment is too uncomfortable; […]

Bonk wades through tall grass

Let it be known, Pacific University junior golfer Max Bonk is a scientist, not a farmer. He grew up in Hawaii. He doesn’t own a tractor. He calculates, analyzes and experiments. He does not enjoy wading through knee-deep grass in […]

Child please

A few months ago I posted, in a quick blurb along with a video, that Chad Ochocinco amazes me. He is a skilled wide receiver on the field and gifted in the art of entertaining outside the lines – as […]

Curse of the Irish

Over the past decade, athletically speaking, Oregon State has held Notre Dame in a headlock. Or a full-nelson. It’s not that the Beaver are always better, they are just better at the right moments. Maybe it’s even luck. The Beavers […]

Whoops!

If I have ever made a dumber move I don’t recall it. I mean plain ignorance, folks. It has been a long time since I have slipped up and goofed like this. In the process of updating the site (doesn’t […]

Let me upgraaade ‘yuh…

Okay, forget Beyonce for a moment. April showers bring the opportunity to stay indoors. Long hours slaving over a room-temperature keyboard staring at a .css stylesheet (while failing to come up with anything original) eventually led to a faster, quicker […]