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New Year’s regret

It’s this time of the year that people start to regret things. They regret Christmas purchases, New Year’s Eve activities, and not returning those lame gifts within the 14 day return window (what am I going to do with double […]

I was… Right?

I feel like a weatherman talking to a bunch of people living in tornado alley. Every time I mentioned that bad times were coming people didn’t listen. Then the bad times came and people were all up in arms complaining […]

What was that?

If I had to blame a player for the loss this weekend, I couldn’t. I have too many questions about coaching decisions. But, if I had to blame someone I have to say this: the game was blown by everyone […]

C’mon, really guys?

If I were the volleyball team, I would be ashamed. I know what you’re thinking – I must be talking about the team’s inability to win in the Pac-10. But I’m not. If I were a volleyball player, I would […]

A new chapter in Beaver lore

Going into this game, I thought any USC and Oregon State shoot-out talk was a misnomer. Other similar shoot-outs to USC against Oregon State: Stanford against Hawaii, the Texans against the Broncos and Sabastian Telfair against Fabolous. Truth be told, […]

20 Rumors I wish I could start

1. The people who made the “CAN RILEY” sign were dyslexic, die-hard Beaver fans. 2. The guy who started the “Poke the other team’s quarterback” group on Facebook is related to John David Booty and says the Booty always loves […]

The Lilja Diatribes

Beaver fans suck. Again. And I mean it. The fans suck more than a vacuum in a black hole. No one bothers to formulate their own opinions; instead, they just listen to everyone else’s. Students in particular are guilty of […]

Guess who’s back…

This just in: Brandon Hughes is okay. The Beavers tested the might of Idaho en route to a flawless victory Saturday and showed that Hughes might prove to be the kick from Lu Kang that this team needed. Too much […]

Welcome Freshman

Welcome incoming freshman, welcome to the next four (or seven) years of your life. Allow myself, to introduce—myself. My name is Nick Lilja and as you can tell from the picture above, I’m not only ugly, but I’m also probably […]