The media section is under attack from four children – ages three to six. We are currently being bombarded by flying popcorn being thrown our direction and sprinkles of water from a half-open bottle being flung around.
God help us.
The parents of the children – sitting one row in front of us – are only offering empty threats. The kids simply laugh.
These kids mean business. They’re Napolean in 1806.
The second match is currently 3-3 but I can’t focus on the game while I’m having to Matrix flying popcorn. Granted Arina “Hot Rod” Rodionova is playing a solid match and Rennae Stubbs is holding off every Capitals attack. But I am more concerned for my sanity.
And safety.
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