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World Team Tennis – Washington Kastles vs. Sacramento Capitals – I Can’t

The media section is under attack from four children – ages three to six. We are currently being bombarded by flying popcorn being thrown our direction and sprinkles of water from a half-open bottle being flung around.

God help us.

The parents of the children – sitting one row in front of us – are only offering empty threats. The kids simply laugh.

These kids mean business. They’re Napolean in 1806.

The second match is currently 3-3 but I can’t focus on the game while I’m having to Matrix flying popcorn. Granted Arina “Hot Rod” Rodionova is playing a solid match and Rennae Stubbs is holding off every Capitals attack. But I am more concerned for my sanity.

And safety.

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