BRAKEIN NEWZ: ESPN trades Valentine to Red Sox for Francona

I know ESPN is the” Worldwide Leader in Sports” but I never thought they would begin to leak into the actual sports world.

Recently, ESPN traded their analyst, Bobby Valentine for Boston Red Sox Manager, Terry Francona.

The amazing part, I think ESPN came out AHEAD in the deal.

Valentine, recall used the term “fag-out” to describe a situation a while ago. He also admitted to having the desire to abduct children.

So obviously ESPN get rid of it’s “baggage” by dropping a homophobic child abductor and picked up a guy who brought Boston a World Series win in 2007 – the first one since 1918.

Francona is a winner. Everyone loved him, no one wanted to see him leave Boston.

And he is funny!

So, c’mon, who would you rather have in the booth on Sunday nights?

I think the choice is simple.

Neither.

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