The AP reports:
A 33-year-old Green Bay, Wis. woman stole her daughter’s identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad, according to a criminal complaint filed against the woman.
If only Kip from Napolean Dynamite could see that.
Correct me if I am wrong, but doesn’t a 33-year old woman look a little old to be in high school? I mean, I know it “worked” for 90210 but damn. Not to take this topic the wrong direction but wasn’t it pretty evident she wasn’t 17 when her breasts were at her waist and he uniform showed stretch marks from a pregnancy over 15 years ago?
She joined the cheerleading team, got a team locker and she even attended the team pool party. How did people not pick up on this? She is 33, not 23. I’m 24 and I couldn’t blend in at a high school.
I have to give the women a little respect though, stealing the identity of a high school girl – that is your own daughter – is pretty gutsy. The only time I have read about something more gutsy was when that guy who applied for a loan at Home Depot and said he was Danny Wuerffel – former Florida quarterback and Heisman Trophy winner – in Wuerffel’s home town.
Only difference in the two stories – the guy got away with it.
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